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AMBER LAKE (2011) FIVE TOP HATS
It’s always a thrill to come across some movie that you have no idea what it’s about and no expectations and it turns out to be really good. This movie looks really good, the acting is superb, the...
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AMBER LAKE (REVISITED) (2011) FIVE TOP HATS
I’ve never re-posted any of my old stuff, but I have been spending a lot of time in the past lately and I wanted to watch something modern and GOOD so I gave this another look. I wasn’t going to...
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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE ~ FEATURING HEAD IN A VICE: GRAN TORINO (2008)
THE DOUBLE TAKE RETURNS! The “DOUBLE TAKE” feature is one in which myself and someone else both review a movie for the first time. These don’t happen very often, but if you would ever like to...
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SHITFEST 2013: THE OPENING CEREMONY!!
HI!! Welcome to the opening ceremonies for SHITFEST 2013!! This is a Film Festival / Contest where we will be discussing and showcasing the shittiest movies we’ve seen! The rules are very simple: no...
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GRAVITY (2013) (THE FOR REAL REVIEW) FIVE TOP HATS
A week ago today I posted a little blurb from my hot, powerless, dark, airless living room (from my phone) mentioning how much I loved this movie and calling it maybe one of the best movies I have...
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DEAD SNOW 2: RED VS DEAD (2014) 100 MINUTES OF FUCKING AWESOME!!
I am absolutely going to gush over this movie because I absolutely LOVED it from the start to the finish. This thing is incredibly bloody, full of intestines and brains, no one is safe including moms...
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THE SHITFEST 2015: WHOSE BOOBS CHAMPION!
The moment you’ve all been waiting for! DUM DUM DUM TA DUM!!! The winner and Grand Champion of the First Annual WHOSE BOOBS contest is none other than Chris / Rincewind of EROTIXX. (Be careful if you...
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AND THE SHITFEST 2015 WINNER IS!!!!
Please congratulate a person with a penis (I think) winning the contest the chicks have ruled for three straight seasons. Good job, lads!! Here’s some Shitfest Stats for you: England – 3 wins Canada –...
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BREAK OUT YOUR LOOSE PANTS AND UNLOCK THOSE CHASTITY...
Are you ready????? CAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?????????? Are you as turned on as a hillbilly at a family reunion??????? Do you need a handy IPC Ice Pack™ for your...
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THE SHITFEST 2015: SUMMER OPENING CEREMONY!!
Here we go! It seems nature called and abhorred a vacuum in the universe so we’re here to set things back to normal – and by typing that we mean – it’s time for another Shitfest!! FUCK YES!!! It’s...
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SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER: Lame-Ass Movies About Space That Suck Balls
SUBMITTED BY: Lame-Ass Movies About Space That Suck Balls I’m sure this post isn’t going to make me very popular around here, but I feel how I feel about these things and it’s gotta be said. Be it...
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THE SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER CLOSING CEREMONY – TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION...
SUBMITTED BY What a load of fucking shit. How in the fucking world is it poss- let me digress. One Friday I went to work (even though I am losing my job) as I have for the last 16 years even though I...
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THE SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER WINNER IS…………..!!!!!!!!!
*ONE NSFW IMAGE HERE* Wouldn’t you agree – baby you and me have a groovy kind of love??? The Frenchiest Frenchmen of them all!!! Brian and Brad from HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO!!! As much as it pains me...
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